Hookers & Blow, the band led by Guns N’ Roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot guitarist Alex Grossi has announced that their exclusive line of new official merchandise is now available exclusively online and in-store at Forgotten Saints LA.
“We are very excited to be taking the Hookers N’ Blow brand to the next level” says Reed, “The whole concept has become somewhat legendary over the past decade and one thing that has been constant throughout is the demand for merchandise, especially for stuff beyond just the standard black t-shirt”
The band recently celebrated the unveiling of the merchandise line with a string of July tour dates, including a Hollywood launch party at the legendary Whisky A Go Go on Wednesday, July 24th.
Forgotten Saints online store ships worldwide from their world renowned Melrose Avenue boutique in located in Hollywood, California.
Click here to order merchandise.
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Imagine that this HOOKERS + BLOW foolishness takes off to the extent that they end up performing with orchestras. Imagine classically trained musicians playing tubas and violins to such timeless classics as: EAT MY BALLS CUNT, $6 DOLLAR BLOW JOB, WILL YOU FUCK MY FRIEND FOR FREE, CREAMY TWAT, CUNNILINGUS STRINGUS(instrumental), THE GYRATOR, IN YOUR ASS NOW SLUT, THE BALD PUSSY, TONGUE ON ASSHOLE, and a decent cover of MAGIC BUS.
CHRISTMAS ALBUM: HERE CAME SANTA CLAUS. RUDOLPH THE BLUE BALLED REINDEER. CHINA WHITE CHRISTMAS. THE FIRST 8 BALL. JACK FROST EATING OUT A HO. CHRISTMAS IN THE BROTHEL. DONNER BLITZER AND SUCK MY DIXON. GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A COKED OUT ASSHOLE. HOOTCHED FOR CHRISTMAS
It s Sunday and you betcha I wore my HOOKERS N BLOW hooded sweatshirt to church and everyone just knew that I was making a fashion statement rather than being disrespectful. The church singer a lovely woman inquired about it so I gave her the website address and told her of Alex Grossi s invovlement so she s getting 2 tee s and 1 sweatshirt. Yep I was the envy of all as I hooked and blew back to my car.
Then I was stopped for driving erratically. The cop said WHAT S UP DIRTBAG? I said that I thought I soiled my HOOK N BLOW shirt but it is OK. He examined my HOOK N BLOW shirt and determined that it was unsoiled and let me go with a stern warning.
Then I got home and walked my dog with my HOOKBLOW hoodie and don t you know every1 was blowing car horns at me and a girl showed me her tits. Some1 asked if Id donate my HOOKER BLOW shirt to MAKE A WISH, I said. FUCK OFF.