eddievh400 Chuck Klosterman of Billboard spoke with iconic guitarist Eddie Van Halen. Highlights from the feature article appear below.

Eddie Van Halen does not listen to music. “I don’t listen to anything.” He does not listen to any music he isn’t actively making. The guitarist maintains that the last album he purchased was Peter Gabriel’s So, when it came out in 1986. He’s not familiar with the work of Radiohead, Metallica or Guns N’ Roses. He appears to know only one Ozzy Osbourne song Randy Rhoads played on, and it’s Crazy Train. He scarcely listened to Pantera, even though he spoke at the funeral of the group’s guitarist and placed the axe from Van Halen II inside the man’s casket. He doesn’t listen to the radio in his car, much to the annoyance of his wife (“I prefer the sound of the motor,” he says). He sheepishly admits he never even listened to most of the bands that opened for Van Halen and worries, “Does that make me an asshole?” Sometimes he listens to Yo-Yo Ma, because he loves the sound of the cello. But even that is rare.

“It’s an odd thing, but I’ve been this way my whole life,” he continues. “I couldn’t make a contemporary record if I wanted to, because I don’t know what contemporary music sounds like.”

As a high school student, he was obsessed with Eric Clapton and mildly interested in Black Sabbath and Deep Purple. That’s pretty much the extent of his investment as a consumer. He can intuitively learn almost any song he hears and works on his own music every day.

…. Van Halen is about to embark on a 40-plus-date North American tour. He will be joined by his drummer brother, Alex (whom he loves), his bassist son (whom he loves) and vocalist Roth (with whom he has no relationship whatsoever).

“He does not want to be my friend,” Van Halen says, seemingly bemused. “How can I put this: Roth’s perception of himself is different than who he is in reality. We’re not in our 20s anymore. We’re in our 60s. Act like you’re 60. I stopped coloring my hair, because I know I’m not going to be young again.”

Eddie would love to make another Van Halen album, but that plan has obstructions. “It’s hard, because there are four people in this band, and three of us like rock’n’roll. And one of us likes dance music,” he says. “And that used to kind of work, but now Dave doesn’t want to come to the table.” That said, Van Halen still seems more magnanimous to Roth than he does toward Hagar and Anthony. He swears he has no hatred for anyone, but his grudges run deep…

…While directing the ultimate California party band, Eddie Van Halen took little pleasure from partying. Drugs and booze were simply intertwined with a relatively hermetic lifestyle. In fact, most rumors about Van Halen’s drinking adopt an unusually dark tone, most notably a passage from Hagar’s 2011 autobiography Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock that portrays Eddie as a violent, booze-addled vampire, living inside a garbage house resembling the mansion from Grey Gardens.

“I was an alcoholic, and I needed alcohol to function,” he says now. For years, he awoke every morning with dry heaves. “I started drinking and smoking when I was 12. I got drunk before I’d show up to high school. My ninth grade science teacher, he could smell the alcohol, and he told me, ‘Don’t drink anything you can’t see through.’ And I was like, ‘So, vodka?’ And he said yeah. Which was great, because that was my drink…I’m not blaming my father at all, but he was an alcoholic, too. So in our household, it was normal. But it never affected his work, although I guess it didn’t affect my work, either. Around 2004, I suppose I became a very angry drunk. But [the stuff in Hagar’s book] was definitely embellished. That’s him painting a picture of something that never happened.”

Not surprisingly, Hagar stands behind his book’s depiction. “There is what Eddie says and there is the truth,” he says. “I’m happy to see that he’s healthy, sober and playing music again.”..

..[Also] he’s adamant that his son is a better bass player than the exiled [Michael] Anthony, almost to the point of overkill.

“Every note Mike ever played, I had to show him how to play,” Van Halen claims. “Before we’d go on tour, he’d come over with a video camera and I’d have to show him how to play all the parts.” He doesn’t even credit Anthony for his harmonic backing vocals, which fans classify as an integral part of the group’s signature. “Mike’s voice is like a piccolo trumpet. But he’s not a singer. He just has a range from hell,” he says. “Mike was just born with a very high voice. I have more soul as a singer than he does. And you know, people always talk about Mike’s voice on Van Halen songs, but that’s a blend of Mike’s voice and my voice. It’s not just him.” (Anthony’s rebuttal to these accusations is diplomatic: “I am proud to say that my bass playing and vocals helped create our sound. I’ve always chosen to take the high road and stay out of the never-ending mudslinging, because I believe that it ultimately ends up hurting the Van Halen fans.”)

The reasons Van Halen split with Anthony in 2006 are predictably complex — it involves Anthony’s relationship with Hagar, his lack of contribution to the songwriting process and the fact that he did not phone when Eddie developed cancer (or when Eddie and Alex’s mother died). But that conflict feeds into a larger question that’s more complicated: Why does Eddie Van Halen so often work with people he doesn’t seem to like?

…Because he feels obligated to do so.

“I think it’s now built into people’s DNA, that it just won’t be Van Halen if it’s not Roth’s voice,” he says. “This conversation brings me back to being in Pasadena Community College with Alex, where all these strict jazz guys would call us musical prostitutes, because we would be gigging at rock clubs every night and then stumbling into class the next day. But there is an element of music that is for the people. You make music for people. Otherwise, just play in your closet. And how do you reach the most people? By giving them the band that they know. To do it any other way would be selfish.”

Read more at Billboard.


17 Responses

  1. Interesting how in autobiographies from Rex Brown to Stephen Pearcy, they reference their interactions with Eddie Van Halen that seem to all paint the same picture of this guy that further confirms points in Hagar’s book. Funny thing is every time this guy opens his mouth, it just reminds us of what we’ve already known about this creatively bankrupt artist with nothing new to say. His bitterness is obvious over constantly being reminded by fans how they miss Michael Anthony’s contributions. Eddie likes to forget VH3 ever happened, but anyone that had the misfortune of hearing his lead vocal on “How Many Say I” knows Eddie’s limited vocal ability. Being the guitarist and the one mostly writing the songs, I’m sure Eddie had to “teach” his brother the songs too and not just Anthony.

    He talks about Roth not being a rock guy, yet wasn’t it Eddie that just played on an LL Cool J album? This is also the same guy that is remembered in his commercial heyday for playing on Michael Jackson’s album. His cascade of hypocritical remarks only might be eclipsed by Paul Stanley and the current Kiss camp. If the Van Halen’s were “rockers” they would’ve been on TMS by now rather than choosing to perform “Jump” on Ellen instead. I guess they have more in common with a middle-aged lesbian female at this point than TMS alumni like Toni Iommi (the guy that invented heavy metal) and Brian Johnson (the frontman of the world’s biggest hard rock act). Eddie just needs to stick to selling his overpriced gear and sail away into the sunset with likeminded Kiss. As consumers we don’t need watered down greatest hits performances from has beens with second-rate replacement members. Vote with your wallet and put this guy, and those like him, to rest.

  2. I used to think Eddie was easier to tolerate when he was an alcoholic. I used to hope that Eddie would start drinking again. It doesn’t matter if he drinks. He is a jack ass whether he drinks or not. Sad and truly pathetic.

  3. Iconic Prick of a man yes. He maybe an alcoholic but is in denial still, self reflection is what most people in todays world can’t do to themselves. He is now a has been, time to retire eddie. Its amazing he cant talk shit about people when these people are putting out great music still, what the hell has he been doing? Van Halen Sucks, never thought Id say it but am saying it now.

  4. Edward might not drink, but damn is he angry. Wolfie has yet to have 25% of Michael Anthony’s road and studio experience. Nor does he have the same charisma, and never will, in his Dad’s band. No comparison between these two bassists. Eddie just sees the painful truth that his son can’t deliver what Michael Anthony did naturally well.

  5. There’s a lot of a hate on Eddie’s son, it would be difficult for him. If I were him I wouldn’t turn down the offer to tour with his Dad, I can’t fault him for that.

    It’s unfortunate to hear Eddie being so hard on Michael Anthony, but it’s also impossible to know what their relationship was really like. The only thing I can really say, I’ve always been a Van Halen fan, and they’re music will always be great. So I’m glad for that. Right now though they seem like a DisneyLand ride. Meanwhile, Chickenfoot has really grabbed my attention. Great music, it’s fresh and feels authentic. Sammy seems like the kind of guy you’d want to hang out with. Joe Satriani has always been a great guitar player, but after listening to Chickenfoot I’m realizing I would have been a much bigger fan of his if he had gotten into a band sooner. In that respect, I see Van Halen living on their legacy, while I see Hagar and Anthony still moving forward.

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