GUNS N’ ROSES KEYBOARDIST LAUNCHES CLOTHING LINE

HookertsNBlow_Jposter Hookers & Blow, the band led by Guns N’ Roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot guitarist Alex Grossi has announced that their exclusive line of new official merchandise is now available exclusively online and in-store at Forgotten Saints LA.

“We are very excited to be taking the Hookers N’ Blow brand to the next level” says Reed, “The whole concept has become somewhat legendary over the past decade and one thing that has been constant throughout is the demand for merchandise, especially for stuff beyond just the standard black t-shirt”

The band recently celebrated the unveiling of the merchandise line with a string of July tour dates, including a Hollywood launch party at the legendary Whisky A Go Go on Wednesday, July 24th.

Forgotten Saints online store ships worldwide from their world renowned Melrose Avenue boutique in located in Hollywood, California.

Click here to order merchandise.

Comments

  1. Lets call a spade a spade here people: Dizzy had no business being in GnR. The band was better without a keyboardist.

  2. speedking says:

    The human tick or two legged leech would fit better for this doucheball.

  3. richman says:

    I m in the market for a JACK RUSSELL GREAT WHITE tee shirt as my current one is faded. Maybe these guys can help.

    • I’m just getting my press started and go into manufacturing the GW5 featuring Warren DeMartini, Blackie Lawless, and a cast of others. That band will soon be followed by Jack Russell’s GW5, and that’s where the real money will be (until Jack sue’s me cause he needs more bandanas). I’m trying to get a link to my site onto the hookers and blow website. I figure if anyone is so stupid to purchase a shirt that says ‘hookers and blow’, surely they’ll be stupid enough to buy a ‘Jack Russell’s GW5 shirt with pre-cut tassles on the bottom of it. And yes, I am currently seeking investors. Please call Trunk Nation and leave a message for me.

  4. richman says:

    DR Im on board with you. The Jack lawsuit could be avoided with a lifetime supply of blow and ho bandannas. Imagine all the pu##y you could get with a BLO HO bandanna, JRGW tee, a ripped left pants leg and on the right leg, KISS emblem scrolled in black magic marker for variety. I’m sensing the return of the denim jacket with the iron on emblem in the back. Choice of Emblem: BLACK SABBATH BORN AGAIN. ANTHRAX AMONG THE LIVING. KISS GENERIC PIC. NO MAKE UP. VINNIE V

  5. richman says:

    I wonder if Eddie can get George Zimmerma on TMS 14 and get his opinion on the HOOKERS AND BLOW hooded sweatshirt

  6. Richman that jacket is rype for a comeback. 28 years or so is long enough to keep that jacket in the closet. And speaking of Vinnie Vincent, he would be the next great guitarist in Jack Russell’s GW5 along with a couple of guys from King Kobra and maybe Mark Slaughter can sing back up based on Jack’s voice not being what it used to be. Or we can get that singer from Mr. Big. He has a quality that would fit nicely with Vinnie V., the dudes from King Kobra, Mark Slaughter, and lets go way off the map and throw the drummer from Warrant in there to finalize things. I don’t know any of those guys’ names. But they can ‘t be hard to find. Lets get the first addition jackets rolling along with the t’s, the bandana, and lets throw in the leg warmers that Joe Elliot wore back in the Pyromania days. Whats old is new again I always say.

  7. richman says:

    Regular leg warmers, HOOKERS N BLOW leg warmers, SIXX A.M. leg warmers, Tim Tebow leg warmers, or Bill Ward signable contract leg warmers.

  8. richman says:

    WANTED KICK ASS DRUMMER FOR A NEW BAND OUT OF THE BRONX CALLED :
    TOILETBOWLS PISS SHIT SEMAN FLOATING CONDOMS AND CORN
    FEATURING 1 of the 25 guitarists on CHINESE DEMOCRACY, COURTNEY LOVE, A GUY WHO HAD SEX WITH HEATHER LOCKLEAR RECENTLY, MEMBERS OF KORN, AND THE GUY FROM WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT VIDEO AND ANIMAL HOUSE

  9. It’s amazing how the Ex-Guns ‘N Roses line is being used by so many guys. Same with Whitesnake. Whitesnake has had like 8 drummers and God knows how many guitarists. G ‘N R hasn’t done squat with anything but the original lineup. This ain’t like being an alumni of Miles Davis in the 50s and 60s – you aren’t a musical genius cause Axl or Coverdale picked you up for one album or tour. Sorry guys. I don’t blame you for trying to leverage your past – however insignificant it was.

    • speedking says:

      Great analogy to Miles members, Dizzy Reed ain’t Tony Williams, John McLaughlin,Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea, Keith Jarrett,Mike Stern etc. Playing for Coverdale is almost like being in the phone book.

    • I agree, but all this GNR and Whitesnake talk is making me think there’s more potential to this than just Great White. I mean we could have several Guns and Roses. We could have Slash and Duff’s Guns and Roses, Steven Adler’s Guns and Roses, Matt Sorum’s Guns and Roses. How about the back up singer’s Guns and Roses. We could have John Sykes Whitesnake with opening act Rudy Sarzo’s Whitesnake, Steve Vai’s Whitesnake, Tommy Aldridge’s Whitesnake. God the possibilities are endless here. If these guys aren’t Simmons enough to make money off this, then we should be. Again I’m looking for investors, and I know Richman is already in. I don’t even have to ask him.

      • richman says:

        WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE. HOOKERS AND BLOW IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH. WHAT IS THIS S@#T? You guys. You know. SETLIST: LET HER SIGH, CLOCK, HANNAH JEAN AND HOLD MY FOOT

  10. Check out that OZZY pic on the Home page. He looks like Anne Coulter

  11. Imagine that this HOOKERS + BLOW foolishness takes off to the extent that they end up performing with orchestras. Imagine classically trained musicians playing tubas and violins to such timeless classics as: EAT MY BALLS CUNT, $6 DOLLAR BLOW JOB, WILL YOU FUCK MY FRIEND FOR FREE, CREAMY TWAT, CUNNILINGUS STRINGUS(instrumental), THE GYRATOR, IN YOUR ASS NOW SLUT, THE BALD PUSSY, TONGUE ON ASSHOLE, and a decent cover of MAGIC BUS.

  12. richman says:

    CHRISTMAS ALBUM: HERE CAME SANTA CLAUS. RUDOLPH THE BLUE BALLED REINDEER. CHINA WHITE CHRISTMAS. THE FIRST 8 BALL. JACK FROST EATING OUT A HO. CHRISTMAS IN THE BROTHEL. DONNER BLITZER AND SUCK MY DIXON. GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A COKED OUT ASSHOLE. HOOTCHED FOR CHRISTMAS

  13. richman says:

    It s Sunday and you betcha I wore my HOOKERS N BLOW hooded sweatshirt to church and everyone just knew that I was making a fashion statement rather than being disrespectful. The church singer a lovely woman inquired about it so I gave her the website address and told her of Alex Grossi s invovlement so she s getting 2 tee s and 1 sweatshirt. Yep I was the envy of all as I hooked and blew back to my car.

  14. richman says:

    Then I was stopped for driving erratically. The cop said WHAT S UP DIRTBAG? I said that I thought I soiled my HOOK N BLOW shirt but it is OK. He examined my HOOK N BLOW shirt and determined that it was unsoiled and let me go with a stern warning.

  15. richman says:

    Then I got home and walked my dog with my HOOKBLOW hoodie and don t you know every1 was blowing car horns at me and a girl showed me her tits. Some1 asked if Id donate my HOOKER BLOW shirt to MAKE A WISH, I said. FUCK OFF.

  16. Dizzy ought to sit in a closet and wait for Axl’s phone call for two nights at the L.A. Coliseum with the old GnR…..this HnB & clothes is like Quiet Riot with Frankie and some toilet cleaners….who pays to see this garbage?

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